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Really Funny 911 Calls is today’s post because I’m having fun with them. Although it’s hard to believe some of the ones I’ve found can possible be true!
But first the photo and verse. When I read this a week or so ago, I immediately wanted to post it and thought a path would be the perfect photo. Alas, I didn’t have any of my own, so I went to Unsplash and thought this one fit perfectly. I hope you enjoy!
Now for last week’s Really Funny 911 Calls: Here are four calls made to the 911 operator. Three are REALLY true, and I made up the fourth one. It’s up to you to figure out which one I made up.
- A drunk person called to report he was being harassed. Turns out he was being arrested by police officers for throwing pizza at people.
- One young woman called 911 around 2 a.m. saying that her legs were turning blue. When the First Responders arrived at her house, sure enough, her legs were turning blue. Turns out she’d had worn a new pair of dark blue jeans to the club that night, and the dye had rubbed off on her legs.
- A woman called to complain that her McDonald’s triple thick milkshake wasn’t thick.”
- During the NCAA College playoffs, a man called 911 asking for the police to be sent to the local TV station. He wanted the police to make the station stop broadcasting the live weather coverage of tornado activity in the area so he could watch the basketball game.
And the answer is…#4 although I can totally see this one happening somewhere! Congrats to everyone who guessed correctly!
Now for this week’s Dumber 911 Calls: Here are four calls made to the 911 operator. Three are REALLY true, and I made up the fourth one. It’s up to you to figure out which one I made up.
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A man called in to request an ambulance. He said he’d been eating only “special” brownies for three days straight and could not stop vomiting that morning. Problem was, I could hear him chewing. “Are you eating right now?” “They’re just so gooooood,” he said. He was still eating the brownies!
- An older woman called to report she had fallen and cut her leg. One of the questions the operator asked was “is your breathing normal?” She yelled back “Of course my bleeding isn’t normal, you idiot. I don’t just bleed out of my leg on a daily basis!” “No, your BREATHING.” “Oh yes, that’s normal dear.”
- Caller to 911 – What’s the number for Papa John’s? 911 Operator – Sir, you want information–411. Caller – Oh, my bad…Can you give me the number anyway?
- 911, What is your emergency? There’s sheep walking in the middle of the road. 911 – So you called to report a sheet walking around? Caller – Yes. It is in the middle of the road heading north on the wrong side and I really think someone is going to hit it. 911 – So, a sheet is walking around and you’re afraid someone is going to hit it? Caller – Did you say ‘sheet’? I’m saying ‘sheep’, as in a grown up lamb, like a farm animal….911 – ohhh! A SHEEP. Where did you say you are again? I’ll get a patrol out there ASAP.
Okay Super Sleuths, which one did I make up? Leave your answer in the comments and I’ll enter you in the July drawing for a book from my library!
Really Funny 911 Calls - Mystery Question As always three call are true and one isn't. Can you guess the one I made up? Commenters are entered in a drawing for a book from my library! Click To Tweet
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#2
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Hi Mary! We’ll see next week if it’s #2. Thanks for stopping by.
#1
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Hi, Faith! We’ll see next week if it’s #1. 😉 So glad you stopped by.
Beautiful verse. Oh goodness, these 911 calls made me laugh! I think you made up number 3 because wouldn’t someone just use the internet to get Papa John’s number? Is there really such a thing as 411 anymore?
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Love your logic, Priscilla, and we’ll see next week if it works. 😉 Always good to ‘see’ you here.
#1
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Hi Suzanne. We’ll see next week if it’s #1. Thanks for stopping by.
I think #3.
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Hi Ellen! Number 3 is proving to be a popular answer. 😉 We’ll see next week if it’s the right one.
These are good and hard. I think you’ve made up either #1 or #3 but I’ll go with #3 as I hope no one would actually do that (and could be wrong).
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Always good to ‘see’ you here, Delores! We’ll see next week if it’s #3. 😉
So glad God walks our paths with us. In His mercy, we can’t often see too far ahead, but He does.
Pat, you are getting really good at making up the fake call. I can only say that a lot of people out there make your task easier 🙂 I believe you made up #3 this week, though for some, getting that pizza might seem like an emergency.
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Tim, I’ve known a few who thought it was an emergency if they couldn’t get their pizza. lol. Always good to see you here. We’ll see next week if that’s the correct answer.
I’m going with #1.
As always, great scripture and photo. Thank you!
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Thanks, Terri! I thought the path worked really well with the scripture. 🙂 Thanks for stopping by and We’ll see next week if it’s #1.
I think #2. Great scripture. The picture is really appropriate. Thank you.
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Thanks, Linda. When I read that verse I had a photo in mind and found it on Unsplash! We’ll see next week if it’s #2.
I think you made up #3.
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You and several other readers, Gloria. 😉 We’ll see next week. Good to ‘see’ you here.
You did a great job finding a picture to go with the verse. I enjoy seeing the sun filter through the trees, but I have a problem driving along the highway when it keeps flickering in and out of my eyes. I could sit and enjoy the view for hours.
I am choosing #1. How can someone keep eating when they can’t stop vomiting? That’s too gross to think about.
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Edward, you should try driving the Natchez Trace in late summer with the sun flickering in and out of your eyes. lol. We’ll see if it’s #1 next week.
I guess #3
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We’ll see, Angela. Glad to see you!
#1
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We’ll see, Joy. Thanks for stopping by.
1. thanks for the chance
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You’re welcome, Lynn. And #1 is getting a few votes. 😉 Glad you stopped by.
#1…maybe…they all sound like they could have been made up!
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Thank you, MS Barb! 🙂 And we’ll see next week if it’s #1.
Love the verse and the picture is perfect! I think it must be #3.
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Thanks, Betti. I thought they went well together, too. We’ll see next week if it’s #3.
I’ll go with #1. Beautiful picture and verse.
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Thank you, Kay! Numbers 1 and 3 are very popular. Good to ‘see’ you here.
I’ll go with #1
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Hi Shelia, we’ll see if it’s #1 next week. Good to see you!
#3
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We’ll see, Patricia! Thanks for dropping by.
Love the scripture and photo, Pat!
I’m guessing #2.
We’ll see if it’s #2 next week, Caryl. I’m glad you like the photo and scripture. Always good to see you here!
Beautiful picture. It fit’s so well with the verse. These sure are crazy! I’m going to guess #3.
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Thank you, Erika. And you’re so right, they are really crazy. We’ll see next week if it’s #3.
First of all, I want to know what’s in these “special” brownies? LOL! Second of all, WHY would anyone keep eating them if they were making them sick? That’s just plain dumb 🙂 So my guess is #1 this week…though I can see all of these being true. Either you make these hard to guess correctly or the world is just getting dumber & dumber, lol!
Love the verse & picture to go with it. The shafts of sunlight really makes it pretty!
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I promise you, Trixi, I’m not making them harder…evidently, there are some really dumb people out there. lol And I loved the way the light showed in the photo. We’ll see next week if it’s #1.
#1. The problem is they all sound believable. lol
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I know, Susan! That’s what makes it so hard to make up a fake one. Thanks for stopping by.
I’m gonna go with #1 as the fake. These are fun!
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Megan, I’m so glad you think these are fun! I love doing them. We’ll see next week if it’s #1. Glad you stopped by.
#1 I love the scripture and the photo is perfect with it. Thank you.
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Thanks, Lucy! We’ll see Tuesday if it’s #1.
I’ll pick #3 this time. As always, beautiful picture and verse.
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Thanks, Paula! We’ll see if it’s #3 Tuesday. Thanks for dropping by.