Wacky 9-1-1 Calls is this week’s Mystery Question. I’ve enjoyed finding these posts in my archives! Now for the photo and verse.
Since I posted a sunset on Friday, I thought I’d post a sunrise for today. It’s another one from my son-in-law, Jeff, while he was out fishing on Lake Okeechobee right at dawn. The verse says it all.
Now for last week’s Mystery Question, which asked about things you could insure.
- A jewelry store offered to refund their Christmas sales if the city got more than three inches of snow on Christmas day. Good thing because they got eight inches.
- After someone attempted to steal Liberace’s candelabra, he insured it for one million dollars.
- Speaking of celebrities, J. Lo insured her rear for $27 million dollars.
- A burglar who was trapped in his victim’s garage for a week after the garage opener malfunctioned. He sued the homeowners for mental anguish and collected a million dollars.
And the answer is #2. If Liberace ever insured his candelabra, I can’t find any record of it. I cannot believe #4. It happened in Australia, so maybe it’s different down there.
Now for this week’s Wacky 9-1-1 Calls Mystery Question. Three are true, one is made up–can you guess which one?
- “9-1-1. What is your emergency?” “Uhh, I uh, want to report Taco Bell is out of taco shells. Can you do something about it?”
- “9-1-1. What is your emergency?” ” I’d like to call and report a fire on the hillside just East of the city. 911: “Can you be more specific?” “Oh,no! It’s getting bigger! The whole top of the hill is on fire now! 911: “Stay calm sir, we’re sending somebody out.” “Doesn’t anybody else see this?! It’s lighting up the sky around it…it’s huge! Oh…oh, wait…911: “Sir?” “I am SO sorry…I’m not usually out this time of night, I just got off work late…that’s, that’s the sun…
- “9-1-1. What is your emergency?” “My kid is allergic to peanuts. I’m afraid he’s going to die.” 911: “Has he consumed peanuts?” “Uh, no. But he’s playing with those peanuts Amazon packs their boxes with.”
- “9-1-1. What is your emergency?” “My husband is up in a tree, and he won’t come down.” “911: Why is he in the tree?” “Hold on. Harold! Why are you up in that tree? The 9-1-1 operator hears his answer… “It was that or kill you.”
Okay Super Sleuths, which one did I make up? Leave your answer in the comments, and I’ll enter you in a drawing for …something…a water bottle!
Tour Wacky 9-1-1- Calls--three true, one I made up--can you guess which one? Leave your answer in the comments on the blog and I'll enter you in a drawing for a water bottle. Share on XFor the next few weeks, I’m going to feature one of my earlier books. This week it’s The Christmas Campaign. I wrote it for the Harlequin Heartwarming line, and the ebook on Amazon is on sale for $1.99!

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