Really Really Dumb Criminals 10 ~ Mystery Question

Really Really Dumb Criminals 10 is this week’s Mystery Question. Are there any Mystery Questions you would like to see me address? Although I don’t think I’ll ever run out of dumb crimes. 🙂

The photo is one I took back in November of 2023. Every time I look at this photo, I think of how much God loves us. If He gives us beauty like this here on earth, can you imagine what heaven will be like?

Now for last week’s Mystery Question, Really Really Dumb Criminals 9. As usual, four choices, three of which are true. I made up one–can you guess which one?

1. A would-be robber of a sandwich shop entered the restaurant and went straight to the restroom. While in there, a worker passed by the door and heard him psyching himself up by rehearsing what he planned to say. “This is a stickup. Give me all your money.” Needless to say, she called the cops.
2. At a Walmart, two women ran into the store, grabbed a handful of gift cards, and ran out. Imagine their surprise when they tried to use them. Evidently, they didn’t know the cards had to be activated.
3. For some reason, a man thought it would be smart to climb into the ceiling in the restroom at a bowling alley and wait until it closed so he could rob it. Unfortunately, he couldn’t open the 1930’s safe, and because it was so heavy, he couldn’t take it out with him. Neither could he escape since all the doors were padlocked on the outside. The owner found him in the bar the next morning, passed out, and called police.
4. Two women were stealing packages of lobster from the meat case and hiding them under a blanket in a baby seat. Not satisfied with that, they ventured into the dock area and nabbed a couple of boxes of lobsters there. Boxes marked for return because of food poisoning.

And the answer is…#1. Congrats to all who guessed correctly!

Now for this week’s Mystery Question, Really Really Dumb Criminals 10. As usual, four choices, three of which are true. I made up one–can you guess which one?

1. Sometimes it doesn’t pay to try to get a discount. Especially when you have to give your ID, and you plan to use a stolen check for payment. That’s what a woman did and ended up in jail.
2. If you decide to stiff your cabbie for half the fare, don’t disrespect him like one drunk did, and then tell him to “Toddle off.” Especially if he’s holding your phone for collateral.
3. A thief quickly gathered jewelry, a laptop, a TV, and a camera. His problem? His getaway vehicle was a bicycle. Police arrived as he was still trying to figure out how to secure the stolen goods to the bike.
4. When the owner of a car discovered a sleeping man wearing only a shirt in his car one morning, he called the police. The sleeping man told police that he’d done drugs and was pretty sure a leprechaun had opened the car door and let him in. Yeah, right…

Okay, Super Sleuths, which one did I make up? Leave your answer in the comments, and I’ll enter you in a drawing for a book from my library!

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And now for Tuesday’s song…The Oaks are one of my favorite groups!