More Funny Lawyer Gaffes #4 is this week’s Mystery Question, but first, I have to tell you the trip to Branson, Missouri, was a-mazing! I went with our church Prime Timers. How do you like the name for our senior adult group? We had such a good time visiting the College of the Ozarks (I’ll have to do a separate post on that). The next day, we went to the top of the mountain, then to the river for a Showboat excursion with a fantastic performance, and then to hear the Haygoods. But the best of all was Sight and Sound’s David. I’m still processing the songs and stories told, and the amazing technical things they did. If you ever get a chance to see their production of David, take it!
The photo is one I took at the top of the mountain, and I love the way the sun breaks through the clouds. And I love that verse. You can find a few more scripture memes here.
Now for this week’s Mystery Question–More Funny Lawyer Gaffes #3. These are one-liners, and as usual, three are true and one is false. Can you guess which one?
- Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
- Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
- Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral. - Q. How long have you been Scandinavian?
And the answer is #1…APRIL FOOL! The real answer is #4. 🙂
Now for this week’s Mystery Question–More Funny Lawyer Gaffes #4. As usual, three are true and one is false. Can you guess which one?
- Q: What happened then?
A: He told me, he says, I have to kill you because you can identify me.
Q. Did he kill you? - Q. Were you driving 45 in a 30 mph zone when you were ticketed?
A. No way. It’s against the law to speed.
Q. And what speed were you driving?
A. Forty. - Q. Can you describe your assailant?
A. He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q. Was this a male or a female? - Q. I show you Exhibit 3 and ask if you recognize that picture.
A. That’s me.
Q. Were you present when that picture was taken?
Okay Super Sleuths, which one did I make up? Leave your answers in the comments and I’ll enter you in an April drawing for a book from my library. Last month’s winner is…Megan!
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I’m going with #3.
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Hi Diana! We’ll see next week. 😉
All funny – #1.
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So glad you enjoyed them, Mary Preston! We’ll see…
#3?
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Maybe…I do see a trend starting, Barbie D.!
Oh my! What a fabulous view! Sounds like a Dee-light-ful
These lawyer gaffes. . .piteous! I wonder if they ever won a case. Going with #1, but I will say it was very hard decision which one to choose.
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I’m glad it wasn’t easy, Barbara! We’ll see…What did James guess?
James said to tell you he picks #2 ( but he roared on # 4.) so I really thought he would go for that that. He did sneak in and “which one did she make up? “ Ha ha, He won’t until next week! 🙂
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James will find out next week…lol
Pat! Oh wow, my favorite hymn is “I’ll Fly Away”! My second fave is “Will the Circle Be Unbroken”! Loved this video!!!
Okay, this week I’m going with number 4 because it’s just so bad. I hope a lawyer didn’t really ask that!
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Honestly, Priscilla, I wish I could say none of them actually happened. lol I probably need to write a qualifier next week that I’m not really making fun of lawyers…we’ll see if it’s #4 next week. And I’m glad you liked the music. I thought we might need something lively this week…
Pat, no need to make fun of these lawyers. They doing a bang up job of it all by themselves!
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Too funny, Tim!
#1
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We’ll see, Linda.
I am going with number 2. Love the picture and verse. Look forward to that in each blog.
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I think that’s a first for #2, Sharon…we’ll see. I’m glad you enjoyed the picture and verse. I love putting them together. The mountains are so pretty even though the lighting wasn’t perfect. 🙂
The Sight and Sound Theater in Branson is amazing! I can’t wait to see David (in June). I’ve seen Queen Esther and Jesus productions there and both were so good.
My guess is #1.
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I’m so glad you’re going to see David in June, Ellen! I wish I could see it again! I wanted to see Esther but didn’t get over there. Shoot! I want to see them all! I have seen Jonah in a theater in Newnan, Georgia.
Wonderful picture. It’s #1
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Thanks, Martha! We’ll see next week if it’s #1.
#3
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We’ll see, Charlotte!
GREAT Photo and verse. That verse is a song I’ll sing to you sometime.
I’ll go w/ #3 this time–they’re all so crazy 🙂
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Thanks, Delores. I’m pretty sure we’ve sung Jeremiah 32:17 in a chorus in second service and I love it. We’ll see next week if it’s #3…which is getting popular…
Beautiful scene. Thank you for sharing that. After telling us that God has made the heavens and earth, what could He not do?
I love the name for your senior group. I keep saying I’m not ready for Prime Time, but I’ve already tested positive for old age.
Lawyers!
#1. Well Einstein, what do you think?
#2. I’m adjusting for speedometer error.
#3. Bearded lady in the circus?
#4. I see we have another Einstein.
I believe you made up #2.
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Love your logic as always, Tim! We’ll see…And you’re so right…what can He not do!
I have to say I think they are all crazy!! I’ll go with #1.
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I agree, Betti! We’ll see next week…
Mmmm…I think it’s #1.
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Number 1 is getting a lot of action, Joy…we’ll see…
I am guessing #3.
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Hi Gloria! We’ll see next week…
Beautiful picture. I’ll guess #1 this week.
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Thanks, Megan…we’ll see next week if it’s #1…
Prime Timers sound good to me, Pat.
Old Timer songs on the video.
These were all funny but I’ll guess #2
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Hi Mary G! We had a great time in Branson. We’ll see if it’s #2 next week…
#3
That is SOME picture, especially the clouds with the sun peaking down from above! Great choice on the verse. Our senior group used to be called Best Years Fellowship. By the way, any production at Sight and Sound is top-notch. We’ve been to the one in Lancaster, PA. I’m hoping we’ll get to Branson in the next two or three years.
Now for those lawyers. The first time I was ever stopped for speeding and reckless driving as a 16-year-old, I got a lawyer. He didn’t ask any dumb questions. In fact, I don’t remember him doing anything of any significance other than take our money.
1. Duuhh! No, I killed him. That’s why I’m here testifying against him.
2. True story. In 2000, I had an accident and had to go to court. A man ahead of me had been stopped for speeding. The judge read the charge and asked the man why he got a ticket for going 45 in a 35 MPH zone. The man was older and wiser than me. He said: “I don’t know, your honor. You will have to ask the officer.” The judge looked at the officer and said, “If I had to try every person who was going ten miles an hour over the speed limit, we would be here all night. Case dismissed.” In the situation above, if I was asked the question about going 45 in a 30 mile zone when I was ticketed, I would be very tempted to say, “No, sir, I was sitting still.”
3. The person was fully clothed, so I don’t know.
4. What picture?
I think you’re trying to pull another April Fool’s joke and made them all up.
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That’s a thought, Edward, but no, not an April Fools joke…although I almost wish it were. It’s sad to know that 3 are true. :-/
I guess I’ll have to go with #2 then.
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We’ll see, Edward…
#3
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We’ll see, Gail!
I’m going with #1 this week.
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Hi Carolyn! We’ll see next week if it’s #1.
I’ll go with #1! Congrats Megan!
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Hi Shelia! We’ll see…
#3
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We’ll see, Patricia…
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We’ll see, BN!