More Criminal Dumb Sayings is this week’s Mystery Question because I’m having such a good time with this subject. I can’t believe the dumb things people will say to a police officer!
But first, the photo. It was taken several years ago as I prepared to fly to…I can’t remember exactly where, but almost all of my trips start at daybreak. lol And the verse has long been a favorite of mine.
Now for last week’s More Dumb Sayings Mystery Question. As usual, three are true and one is false. Can you guess which one I made up?
- As he rips off his shirt and flexes, while backing up … “You don’t want none of this.”
- “You try to put those handcuffs on me, and I’ll make you eat them.”
- “If you think that fancy nightstick will stop me, think aga … OUCH!”
- “I’m glad you’re the one who caught me. We’re friends, right? Want a chicken?”
And the answer is…#2. Congrats on all who guessed correctly.
Now for this week’s More Dumb Criminal Sayings–Mystery Question. As usual, three are words actually said by someone the police pull over and one is false. Can you guess which one I made up?
- “Here. Hold my beer while I get my driver’s license.”
- “Officer, you should just pretend you didn’t see me. Call out a UTL (Unable to locate)”
- “You need to find some real criminals.”
- A couple busted for a kilo of weed: Woman–“Oh, we weren’t going to smoke it. We were going to sell it.”
Okay, Super Sleuths, which one did I make up? Leave your answers in the comments and I’ll enter you in the April drawing for a book from my library.
The dumb things people say to a police officer is once again on my blog. As always three are true and I made up one. Can you guess which one? Leave a comment and I'll enter you in a drawing for a book from my library! Share on X
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hi Deb! We’ll see if it’s #2 next week…so good to ‘see’ you here!
Beautiful photo. I guess I’m going to go with #1.
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Thanks, Diana! And we’ll see if that the correct answer next week. Glad you stopped by!
#2
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Hi Mary! Good to ‘see’ you here and we’ll see next week if it’s #2!
Lovely photo and verse. I’m going with number 1 simply because it made me laugh the hardest.:-)
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Thanks, Priscilla! It always makes me feel good when I make someone laugh. In fact, I think that’s what these games are for. 🙂 So glad you stopped by and brightened my day.
#2. The verse is one of my favorites also.
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Mine, too, Lisa. And the ones that follow–they remind me of the 3 Jewish boys in a furnace. Thanks for stopping by and we’ll see if it’s #2 next week.
Pat, that scripture is so comforting. Good to think about at the beginning of the day.
When someone is stopped by the police, it’s probably not a good idea to joke about being pulled over. The police aren’t going to think it’s funny. With that in mind, I’ll say you made up #1.
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Hi Tim! That scripture and the ones that follow are some of the most comforting when facing an overwhelming problem. And we’ll see if your logic proves correct next week. 🙂 Thanks for dropping in!
Great picture and verse!
I’m going with #2.
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Thanks, Terri! And we’ll see if it’s #2 next week. 🙂
I’ll go with #3 and you have a good spread of answers again!
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Hi Delores! We’ll see if it’s #3 next week. Always good to ‘see’ you!
I’m going with #1. It made me laugh out loud, just like Pricilla!
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Then I accomplished my goal, Paula! ;-D thanks for stopping by!
#4
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We’ll see, Patricia. 🙂 Thanks for stopping by!
I am guessing #3 this week.
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Hi Gloria! Good to see you here! We’ll see next week if it’s #3. 🙂
I am going with #1 . Your photo is Beautiful, I too love taking photos of sunrises and I love taking photos of sunsets also. Have a great week and stay safe .
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Hi, Alicia! I love sunrises and sunsets, too! We’ll see next week if it’s #1. Thanks for stopping by.
I love the picture and the scripture! I am going to go with number 3.
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Hi MJ! So glad you like the picture and scripture! We’ll see if it’s #3 next week. 🙂 Glad you stopped by.
I love the picture and scripture. And I’m amazed by the things people say to the police. #1
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So am I, Kay! Glad you liked the photo and scripture. We’ll see next week if it’s #1.So glad you stopped by.
I’ll go with 1 but there is probably someone stupid enough to say that one also. Thanks for the chance.
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You’re probably right, Lynn. lol. There are a lot of stupid crooks out there. lol Thanks for stopping by.
Number 3
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We’ll see, Janeen. 🙂 Thanks for dropping by.
#3 Thank you for sharing the photo and scripture. Blessings
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Glad you enjoyed the photo and scripture, Lucy. Thanks for stopping by and we’ll see next week if it’s#3.
I’m torn between #2 and #4 but I think I’ll choose #4 as false. I can’t believe anyone would say any of this to a police officer.
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It is kind of hard to believe, Megan. We’ll see next week. And thanks for stopping by.
Love the picture and Scripture. You do a great job matching those up each week.
I choose #3. Maybe it seems made up because I have thought it a time or two but would not say it to a police officer. I can imagine people using the other three lines easier than this one because this one is more like trying to tell the officer he’s not doing his job.
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Glad you enjoy my photos and scripture, Edward! As always love your logic. We’ll see next week if it gets the right answer. 😉 Always good to ‘see’ you here.
I’ll go with #4. People are that stupid!
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They really are, Joan. lol. So glad you stopped by today!
I think I’ll go with #3.
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We’ll see, Colleen! Thanks for dropping by and commenting.
Beautiful scripture and photo, Pat!
#1
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Thanks, Caryl! I’m glad you enjoyed them. We’ll see next week if it’s #1. Thanks for always stopping by!S
#4 is hilarious….as if telling the officer that you were going to sell the weed would make your situation any better, lol!!!! Or #1 for that matter, asking the officer to hold your beer while you get your license. Oy!!
I doubt you would do the same number as false two weeks in a row, but I’m going with #2 for this week. I was leaning towards #3 as well, but I think I’ll stick with my first guess 🙂
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Love your logic, Trixi! And I’m so glad I made you laugh today. 😀 We’ll see how your logic works out next week. Thanks for always stopping by!
Beautiful photo and verse! I think #2 this week!
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Hi Shelia! So glad you like my photo and verse! We’ll see next week if it’s #2. Thanks for stopping by!
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Thanks, Shelia! And we’ll see next week if it’s #2…good to ‘see’ you here!
#1 (I hope someone wouldn’t be that ignorant!)
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I know, MS Barb. But you know people…so glad you stopped by.
My guess this week is….#4.
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Hi Rosalyn! Good to ‘see’ you here! We’ll see tomorrow if it’s #4. 🙂